Think of it like a reflex — one you have very little control over. Erections have long been the subject of questionable jokes, half-truths and straight-up lies. If you want to know all the ins-and-outs — the fascinating physiology of a fully functioning penis — you can read Chapter 1 of our Book of Erections. But for now, here are 7 genuinely interesting things you might not know about how your erection works. After all, your biceps become hard when you squeeze them.
Does Darth Vader Still Have a Penis After 'Revenge of the Sith'?
The only lightsaber he has might be that red one he wears on his belt. When we consider the evidence, it seems at least possible that the only lightsaber Darth Vader can get up is the artificial one he wears outside of his black leather pants. This question, of course, presumes that Anakin Skywalker had a humanoid shaft in the first place, which is no given. And so, the first real question should be, do they necessarily have the same equipment in their space-pants?
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